The Book of Boba Fett is Bad – Episode 3 – Clown Rangers

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The Book of Boba Fett is Bad – Episode 3 – Clown Rangers

The Book of Boba Fett Season 1 Episode 3 Review and Breakdown explaining the story plot and other things you missed in The Book of Boba Fett

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the first two episodes of this series

could easily be described as awful

poorly written and just plain lazy this

third episode certainly includes all of

that but it’s insufficient to describe

just how shockingly bad this third

episode truly is i think the best way to

describe it would be

disgraceful i am insulted on your behalf

it’s more than just bad writing this

series is constantly recycling material

from other shows other star wars

properties and now it’s starting to

recycle content from itself using the

same jokes from previous episodes the

sheer amount of laziness is astonishing

and of course along with all that is the

ever-present lack of attention to detail

also in this episode for some reason the

cgi used is significantly worse than the

previous two episodes it’s almost as if

they ran out of budget and just left a

lot of things in this episode unfinished

the book of boba fett is bad episode 3

we open up with some exposition from

boba fett’s droid he explains that the

district has been broken up into three

separate areas with each one being

controlled by a different group jabba

the hutt controlled these through sheer

force while his successor bib fortuna

used uneasy alliances because he lacked

the manpower boba fett is in an even

worse situation because he has even less

a water monger from the workmen’s group

arrives to petition boba fett his group

is responsible for supplying all the

water in the region and recently he was

attacked by a small group that stole

some of his water he also informs boba

fett that the people of the district

don’t have any respect for him partly

because he got his ass handed to him a

few days ago and also because he hasn’t

been doing enough to establish control

and order i am insulted on your behalf

the man says that if boba can solve the

problem with the group that stole water

from him then boba fett would start

gaining new respect from the people in

the district and that the man would

double his tribute as a thanks though it

doesn’t really make a lot of sense for

this guy to seek out help from boba fett

while boba is the daimyo of the area the

watermonger is a member of a group that

controls one-third of the entire

district you would have to assume that

group has some sort of enforcers in

order to control the area after all if

the workmen group is strong enough to

hold one third of the district even

against two other major powers then why

is it that they are incapable of dealing

with a small group of thieves who are

stealing water from one of their members

it simply doesn’t make any sense

interesting this is especially true when

it’s later revealed that the small group

of thieves live within the area

controlled by the workmen so it’s not

like the workmen would even have to go

into another part of the district and

invade one of the other group’s

territory this small group of thieves

lives within the workmen’s area more

than that the thieves make no attempt to

hide themselves they’re standing in the

open not even 20 feet away from the very

building owned by the watermonger that

they had stolen from why are the workmen

group which is strong enough to hold one

third of the district not doing anything

about this

am i right later that night boba fett

easily finds the group of thieves as i

said they’re not making any attempt to

hide themselves and it’s revealed that

they all have a variety of cybernetic

implants and they ride brightly covered

hover bikes so these clowns basically

look like a combination of power rangers

and the borg oh my god what’s wrong with

your face of the clown rangers strong

woman character then proceeds to insult

boba fett to his face which in any other

situation other than this garbage series

would have resulted in her

disintegration

she also says that boba fett is a crime

boss just like the rest of them and she

shakes her head as if she somehow

disapproves and it’s a bit ironic

considering that she and the rest of the

clown rangers are nothing more than

low-level thieves themselves so i don’t

know why she thinks she’s any different

sure boba fett is doing criminal stuff

but so are you who the hell is this

[ __ ] the clown rangers then complained

that the water monger was charging too

much and that was the reason why they

stole from him they continue saying that

there’s no work to be found so they

can’t pay for anything boba fett

responds by saying they live in the

workers district so why aren’t they

trying to work and the clown rangers say

look around you and i guess this is

supposed to imply that there are no jobs

available but that really doesn’t make a

whole lot of sense because they are

completely surrounded by buildings that

are used for a variety of businesses so

look around you okay i see a whole bunch

of businesses that could hire people

what are you talking about how come god

hugs up all the good followers me get

all the retards also there’s a good

amount of irony in the clown ranger

statement of look around you because one

of the first things that you’ll notice

is that this group of thieves are all

using extremely expensive cybernetic

implants and they’re all riding

extremely expensive brand new hover

bikes treasury bear such expense so

we’re expected to believe that the clown

rangers are unable to find work and that

they’re unable to buy food and water yet

they had no problem affording the

implants and the bikes

how are the writers so [ __ ] bad

boba fett decides that the clown rangers

are now going to work for him and at

this point the watermonger walks out of

his building which as i mentioned is

only about 20 feet away he gets mad at

boba fett for not recovering his stolen

property and says that they still owe

him 1300 credits once more i need to

point out that credits are not used as

currency on tatooine it doesn’t matter

what kind of credits they are new

republic old republic imperial doesn’t

matter they don’t use credits in the

outer rim they are worthless if the

writers on this show had even the

slightest bit of knowledge about star

wars lore they would have known that

best season ever

boba fett refuses to give him all 1300

of the worthless credits that have no

value and instead only gives him 500 of

the worthless credits that also have no

value and then he commands the guy to

lower his prices for water

boba fett heads back to his base to get

another juice box and some more nappy

time in the back to tank and then we get

another flashback and this takes place a

little bit after what happened in the

last episode boba fett is traveling into

town in order to collect payments from

the pike aliens and this is the

protection money that he was going to

force them to pay however upon speaking

with the leader of the pike aliens boba

fett is told that the higher-ups in

their organization don’t want to pay

protection money to multiple groups

because another group claims that area

so boba fett will have to deal with them

in order to get money from the pike

aliens and that other group is the one

with the speeder bikes that boba fett

stole from upon returning to the tuscan

camp boba fett finds it destroyed by

that other group and all of the tuscans

have been killed i i see this as an

absolute win so this sort of makes sense

that the other group would be angry at

boba fett and the tuscans after all

they’re the ones that took the bikes and

then destroyed them during the train

attack once more the show however is

trying incredibly hard to garner

sympathy for the group of tuscan raiders

and once again i will say

[ __ ] that

how about new as i explained in the

previous video the tuscan raiders are

inherently bad people they have an awful

civilization and an evil culture they

kidnap others and force them into slave

labor and then work them to death the

group that boba fett was with did the

exact same thing they captured a badly

wounded boba fett who was near death and

forced him into slave labor they did the

same thing with the rhodian and the only

reason why boba fett is still alive is

because he managed to kill the lizard

thing otherwise

he would have been worked to death in

the desert just like all the rest give

me some of the pain

and let me die so i don’t care how much

sad music the show creators put into the

background i don’t care in the slightest

about these tuscan raiders they were

evil and tatooine is better off without

them once more [ __ ] them and the banta

they rode in on this is the way moving

back to the present boba fett is

awakened from his little nappy time to

the sudden attack of the wookie who

works for the twins there’s a long drawn

out fight between the wookie and boba

fett where the wookie ends up throwing

him around the room obviously to not do

any serious damage to him because in

truth the wookie would have been easily

strong enough to have killed boba fett

instantly especially when boba fett is

unarmed remember wookies are capable of

quite literally ripping people’s arms

off so there’s no way that boba fett

would have survived even more than a few

seconds had this wookie actually been

trying to kill him but it gets even

dumber because during the fight the

wookie bites down hard on boba fett’s

hand and yet mere seconds later we see

that boba fett’s hand is completely

unharmed that’s what turns me on about

you your attention to detail i’ve seen

kittens capable of doing more damage

than this wookie is able to eventually

the wookie grabs boba fett in a bear hug

and this is when the lead clown ranger

strolls into the room and when i say

that she strolls into the room i mean

exactly that she certainly is not trying

to sneak up on the wookiee she has time

to do a little flare with her weapon and

she’s not moving with any sense of

urgency at all she walks into the scene

with the very typical strong woman yass

queen attitude that we’ve seen on any

number of garbage cw shows

when it fits a woman

it’s an obviously forced attempt by the

show creators to make this character

look badass because there’s something

that you should know about this female

clown ranger before the show was even

released this character was being hyped

up as super strong amazing woman

character and that she’s going to make

all of the man babies cringe back at how

awesome she is

now we’ll build a projection machine

that should tell you pretty much

everything you need to know about the

character and what you can expect from

her moving forward as we’ve already seen

in the show so far she’s incredibly

arrogant and extremely unlikable in

other words she’s the typical strong

woman character that the woke weirdos

can’t get enough of which i’m sure will

go over quite well with the normal

people in the audience is that like a

personal attack or something but don’t

worry it gets worse the rest of the

clown rangers arrive and everyone begins

fighting the wookiee of course boba fett

gets the worst of it and continues to

have his ass handed to him the wookie

then fights the two gemorians in the

main room and he easily defeats both of

them but of course he just so happens to

be standing in the exact perfect spot so

that fennec can hit the trap door which

then drops the wookie into the rancor

pit it’s very convenient very convenient

because every single aspect of the story

in this series requires plot convenience

to move forward look at the size of this

room it’s gigantic and the trap door is

at most two and a half feet across i

don’t care if the clown rangers are

trying to pressure him to one side of

the room or not that doesn’t matter the

idea that the wookie would be standing

in the exact center of this trap door is

[ __ ] absurd your story was supposed

to be awful and stupid i just failed to

predict how well that would mesh with

the theme yeah i get it we saw luke fall

into the pit in return of the jedi and

then we saw the nostalgia bait where the

shield guy fell into the pit in the

previous episode and now the wookie fell

into the pit in this episode you don’t

have to keep doing it we get it fell

into a vat of redundancy

god damn it’s like nostalgia bait is the

only trick in the bag and they just keep

reusing it hoping people will be excited

each and every time regardless the next

day the twins arrive at boba fett’s

palace with an offering and a message

they claim responsibility for the wookie

and apologize and even offer a rancor as

a gift they also tell boba fett that

they’re leaving tatooine because the

area has been promised to a different

syndicate by the mayor and they don’t

want to get involved in any large-scale

conflicts however this doesn’t make any

sense because the mayor is nothing more

than a puppet the daimyo of tatooine is

the one that has all the power so the

mayor can’t just usurp the daimyo and

decide to give the district to someone

else that’s not how it works but boba

fett says he’s going to stay on tatooine

anyways and he even offers back the

wookie but the twins don’t want him so

boba fett frees the wookie and then he

just runs off into the desert it’s

pretty obvious that the wookie is going

to reappear later in the series and

probably end up working with boba fett

or maybe even saving his life or

something stupid like that i also

couldn’t help but notice that for some

bizarre reason they allowed the wookie

to keep the energy weapon knuckle things

that he was using during the attack here

you can see when he was using them and

now here you can see that he is still

wearing them even though he was their

prisoner and in handcuffs now granted

being in handcuffs is going to limit

your fighting ability but these weapons

in particular are activated on the hand

you could still just kind of strike out

and hit someone even though you’re

handcuffed you could activate the energy

knuckles and use them so

why would they let him keep them it’s

another great example of the show

creators and their stunning lack of

attention to detail because quite

frankly they just don’t care

you can smell a [ __ ] from five miles

away i’m not so sure about the twins

however if it’s the case that the twins

just never show up again in the series

then i would have to ask why were they

even included in the first place why not

just have boba fett in conflict with the

other syndicate from the very beginning

it’s like the twins were included as

placeholders just because the show

creators wanted to add yet more

nostalgia bait and include some of the

hots it’s also a pretty good way to pad

the episodes and stretch the series as a

whole because this is what the disney

plus show creators have been doing ever

since the beginning all of the disney

plus shows have been padded out with

extra garbage that didn’t need to be

there simply so that they could have

extra episodes and a great example of

that is what happens in the very next

scene because the rancor is then brought

into the pit but doesn’t seem to want to

do anything and it’s just laying on the

ground but then it gets even more dumb

because boba fett asks why the rancor is

just laying there and the trainer

responds by saying

the rancor is depressed

the rancor is sad you have got to be

kidding me who came up with this

nonsense probably the same [ __ ] who

thought combining the borg and power

rangers was a good idea but don’t worry

it gets worse we then get over three and

a half minutes of boba fett treating the

rank or like it’s some sort of little

wounded puppy three and a half minutes

of boba fett making kissy face noises

while trying to pet the rancor

what a wonderful use of screen time did

you want me to weep with joy it’s

terrible boba fett decides to have

another visit with the mayor and he

brings along the clown rangers remember

in the last episode when the secretary

was trying to make excuses that boba

fett didn’t have an appointment remember

how unoriginal and cringy that was well

guess what they do it again

the same stupid scenario played out a

second time

please please get some better writers

know your [ __ ] place trash once again

boba has to force his way into the

mayor’s office only to find that he’s

gone however boba fett runs outside to

see the major domo driving away the

clown rangers are told to pursue and we

get another incredibly bad unoriginal

chase scene this chase scene has all of

the stupid tropes that you would expect

two people are carrying a large object

across the street normally it would be a

big sheet of glass but in this case it’s

a large painting of jabba the hut and of

course one of the clown rangers crashes

through it i expect nothing and i’m

still let down wow that’s so funny i

mean it’s completely unexpected that you

would do the exact same thing that’s

happened a million times before and then

the female clown ranger uses a ramp to

catch up to the major domo’s car just

like anakin did during the pod race i

mean it’s like poetry it rhymes

and the pista resistance of this garbage

unoriginal chase scene is when it

finally ends as the major domo crashes

through a bunch of fruit stands and ends

up in a position that looks exactly what

happened to biff tannen in the back to

the future movie the difference being

that while biff tannen was only covered

in manure the entire series of the book

of boba fett is manure that is one big

pile of [ __ ] boba fett confronts the

major domo who confirms that the mayor

is working with the pike aliens just as

we see a lot of them arriving on a large

ship i honestly can’t believe that

someone wrote the script for this

episode i find it harder to believe that

someone was actually paid to write that

script and i find it even more difficult

to comprehend why this travesty was ever

filmed edited and then released i am

insulted on your behalf this is what

happens when all notion of quality is

discarded and when quantity is made the

sole priority you end up with this you

end up with the clown rangers you end up

with recycled garbage you end up with

the supposedly feared bounty hunter boba

fett

making kissy noises for over three and a

half minutes what you end up with is

nothing short of disgraceful but

thankfully that’s the end of episode

three

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